JOKES AGAIN!

hi all, dunno whether i can make it blogging about tonight. just pasting some funny things here for you all!

Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have? Ted: $10. Teacher: You don't know maths. Ted: You don't know my father!

Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test? Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8 Father : So? Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father. Daughter: It's mummy! Father: How do you know? Daughter: She didn't say anything.

Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Yes Dear Girl: Would you die for me? Boy: No, mine is undying love

Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his? Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! Son: That's why I say she's no good!

A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up. Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher. "'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal'is a sick eagle."

Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?" Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir." Teacher: "Use your dad's then." Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."

A boy came home from school with his examresults. "What did u get?" asked his father. "My marks are under water," said the boy. "What do u mean 'under water'?" "They are all below 'C' level"